What’s not in my closet: lace bell-bottoms

Every so often I find a look that so offends my sensibilities to completely, that I have to put it out there in the fashion universe just so I can process it. My newest find: lace bell-bottom leggings.

Some of my hates have turned to love (skinny jeans).

My feelings on leggings, however, I think will forever be in Purgatory. I have a pair I’ll wear gardening. My friend loves pointing out any pair of pants that might be called “leggings.” But in my mind, tight pants do not actually make a legging. It’s that expanse of flat black lycra across my legs I can’t get behind.

I tried a romper, but felt so dowdy I immediately threw it in my give-away pile.

While I could be wearing lace bell-bottoms with colored stirrup tights in 2 years. I’m hoping not.

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One Response to “What’s not in my closet: lace bell-bottoms”

  1. Sista Says:

    Wow… hideous. Don’t worry- I’d have you committed if you ever wore anything like that outside of Halloween. I can’t imagine that you would rock that look even then.